Introduction
“Laugh Lines” – A Humorous and Heartfelt Book by Wayne Osmond
Hi there! I’m Wayne Osmond, the oldest performing member of The Osmond Brothers. And believe me, I’m really old — I still remember when the Dead Sea was just sick! (laughs)
Not long ago, someone asked me, “Do you wear boxers or briefs?” I replied, “Well… depends!” – A classic joke, but also maybe a little too real!
But I’m not just here to crack jokes. I want to introduce you to my book, “Laugh Lines”. It’s not your average joke book. It’s a collection of funny, heartwarming stories from my life — about my wife, my children, my parents, and of course, all the quirky things that make me who I am.
This book is full of laughter, love, and those little moments that make life special. In fact, I still flip through it when I need a good laugh or some fresh material for the stage.
If you’re looking for something lighthearted, uplifting, and full of genuine humor, “Laugh Lines” is just what you need.
Thanks for listening. And remember — life’s too short not to laugh!